Feb 07 2006
New Dog Breeds
Spitz + Chow Chow
SPITZ-CHOW, A dog that throws up a lot
Pointer + Setter
POINTSETTER, a traditional Christmas pet
Samoyed + Norwich Terrier
SAMWICH, very handy, tasty breed.
Pekingese + Dachshund
PEKING DACH, owned by Chinese restaurateurs.
Poodle + Great Pyrenees
POOPYREE, a dog that smells good.
Smooth Fox Terrier + Chow Chow
SMOOCH, a dog who loves to kiss.
Airedale + Spaniel
AIREL, a dog that brings in good TV reception.
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier
BLUE SKYE, a dog for visionaries
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
PYRADACHS, a puzzling breed
Pekingese + Lhasa Apso
PEEKASSO, an abstract dog
Keeshound + Setter
KEESTER, you can’t get this dog off its duff.
Chihuahua + Whippet
CHIAPET, order from TV ad, 3 for $19.95.
Boxer + German Shorthaired
BOXER SHORTS, a dog never seen in public.
Basenji + Schipperke
BASERKE, a dog that’s mad most of the time.
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
IRISH SPRINGER, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
LAB COAT RETRIEVER, the choice of research scientists
Newfoundland + Basset Hound
NEWFOUND ASSET HOUND, a dog for financial advisors
Terrier + Bulldog
TERRIBULL, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Bloodhound + Labrador
BLABADOR, a dog that barks incessantly
Malamute + Pointer
MOOT POINT owned by…. Oh, well, it doesn’t matter anyway
Collie + Lhasa Apso
COLLAPSO, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Collie + Malamute
COMMUTE, a dog that travels to work
Deerhound + Terrier
DERRIERE, a dog that’s true to the end
Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller
COCKROT, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband
Bull Terrier + Shitzu
BULLSHITZ, a gregarious but unreliable breed
OK, so maybe its obvious I had some free time today to work on this one…
SHAMAN
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